Flick My Illuminati Bic!!!

Just in time for the fall fearful fashion season, here's a sizzler you won't want to miss! You just can't make sh*t like this up:

And now here from the top down:


Eye if Horus at the apex of the pyramid, complete with divine halo...


Note the symbolic assumption of authority...


Right down to the chains and wings on a dream for tyrants on the flip side!

Appy-polly-ogies for the shoddy picture quality - what the hell did you expect from a camera phone? Special mad props to my friend Daria for picking this one up for me in of all places, a convenience store in Illinois. Talk about all-pervasive marketing for the would-be masters of the universe! Happy Halloween, peeps!