Wednesday, November 6, 2013

Guess What? Terrorists Believe in Astrology!

Image/copy quote credit: Old Farmer's Almanac

"Sometimes the other planets appear to be traveling backward through the zodiac; this is an illusion. We call this illusion retrograde motion. Mercury's retrograde periods can cause our plans to go awry. However, this is an excellent time to reflect on the past. Intuition is high during these periods, and coincidences can be extraordinary. When Mercury is retrograde, remain flexible, allow time for extra travel, and avoid signing contracts. Review projects and plans at these times, but wait until Mercury is direct again to make any final decisions."

Being currently in the thrall of a Mercury Retrograde myself, for some unascertainable reason it occurred to me that if my own life can be affected during these times (albeit I suspect a physics-bound source of the effects), what if the movers and shakers of the world also are mindful of these things? Soooo, I decided to look up a few recent 'big' events over the past few years to see if they went down during a Mercury Retrograde. Here's what I found out:

                 Event                                                      During Mercury Retrograde?
             9/11 'Terror Attacks'                                                 No

             7/7 'Terror Attacks'                                                   Nope

             3/11 'Terror Attacks'                                                 Nein

             Mumbai 'Terror Attacks'                                           Negatory

Now isn't THAT interesting - You know, for a bunch of supposed 'Muslim' terror attacks, they ALL happened to avoid that astrological time period that 'Kufr' or 'unbelievers' would consider perilous. Sounds a bit odd for a bunch of so-called fundamentalists, does it not? Now given the fact that the 'Powers That Be' who run international finance happen to be a VERY superstitious lot, doesn't it make MORE sense that the cover story we've been sold about all of these 'terror' attacks is really a giant, steaming pile of horseshit? Just sayin'...

Monday, December 22, 2008

The Greatest Day That Will Never Come

"'Cause my money's spent on
The goddamn rent
Neither party is mine not the
Jackass or the elephant"

-Public Enemy, 'By The Time I Get To Arizona'

Imagine the entire world cheering on a group of brave individuals. Every village and every outpost, every major city square and every meeting place in the countryside. Everywhere a website could be reached somehow through the engineered news blackout, there would be people eagerly awaiting news, all huddled and almost giddy with excitement over the exploits of those few brave souls. It would be like all the world's major sporting events rolled into one heart-stoppingly intense culmination of an entire species' aspirations to date.

It would be the Rocky movie to end all Rocky movies. Because it would be a nation of Rockies that would be standing up, with the entire world cheering from the sidelines and passing out the Gatorade as fast as they could serve it. If you ever wanted to see a positive path towards the human race getting behind a cause, this would be it. It would be beyond better than the movie Independence Day, because it truly would be a day of liberation and emancipation.

Which is why it will never happen. Therein lies the pisser.

I guaran-damn-tee that in the severely unlikely event that the American people would rise from their stupor and make a determined effort through the doomsday provision of the Second Amendment to restore lawful and constitutional government, we would lack for neither the funds nor the arms. In fact, I'd wager that the rat lines used to funnel contraband into this country would become a veritable torrent of supplies and material donated from the world over to aid our cause. Why? Because if the American people cannot extricate the boot from their own necks, there is almost zero hope for the world being able to do so. Besides, our government's nukes are pointed at them, so it would be in their best interest to support any significant reform or revolutionary movement here to help divert the aim of those nukes.

Therein lies the ugly rub: accepting foreign help would cripple any domestic reform movement from a legitimacy standpoint. Nobody wants to be painted as the tool of foreign interests and powers, especially during the time of a general insurrection. That's the fastest way to find yourself without friends and with a significant number of targets painted on your back. Just ask the Georgians living in South Ossetia about that. See how well that worked out for them. So at the risk of being a complete and utter killjoy, I have to assert the obvious - hell will have arctic beach front property for sale sooner than we will ever live to see that day of glorious rebellion.

Or not. Because to be absolutely flippant with the intent to induce intellectual whiplash, I detect a wonderful and sublime silver lining to that despicably dark cloud I've just subjected you poor downtrodden readers with. You see, there is a time-tested adage which states "A generation that takes a beating is always followed by a generation that gives one." I'm going modestly out on a limb to guess that in about a year from now many people will be feeling the 'taking a beating' bit from the economy amongst other things. But if you look now at the faces of the Greek uprising, you'll see fresh, determined visages coming to avenge the beat downs of their fathers. And you can wager with a fair amount of certainty that a similar undercurrent roils just under the surface here in the States. To cop another phrase, "Hope Springs Eternal."

Let's just see if the Wall Street masters of the universe and their aspiring KGB/apparatchiki wannabes in Washington really have the stones to awaken the sleeping giant...

Saturday, December 13, 2008

Standing Up For Your Rights 101: The Greeks

If you ever were curious about how the rest of the world reacts when their police kill innocents, check out this picture of the Greek riots from the UK Telegraph:

They don't hold candle light vigils, hug their inner children and shuffle home with their tails between their legs, they demand justice by any means necessary. Nothing makes for honest police forces like a pissed off populace putting the fear of G-d back into their law enforcement's vocabulary.

Americans once upon a time used to be the standard bearers for liberty; now they've abandoned that moral position in favor of their post-9/11 dreams of techno-Stalinist world dominion. But at least the rest of the world hasn't forgotten what standing up for your rights means. Give 'em hell, Greeks! Show the sniveling elitist scumbags and their tin-horn rent-a-cop enforcers what you get for promoting injustice and committing atrocities!

"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time, with the blood of patriots and tyrants. It is its natural manure." -Thomas Jefferson

Friday, October 31, 2008

Flick My Illuminati Bic!!!

Just in time for the fall fearful fashion season, here's a sizzler you won't want to miss! You just can't make sh*t like this up:

And now here from the top down:

Eye if Horus at the apex of the pyramid, complete with divine halo...

Note the symbolic assumption of authority...

Right down to the chains and wings on a dream for tyrants on the flip side!

Appy-polly-ogies for the shoddy picture quality - what the hell did you expect from a camera phone? Special mad props to my friend Daria for picking this one up for me in of all places, a convenience store in Illinois. Talk about all-pervasive marketing for the would-be masters of the universe! Happy Halloween, peeps!

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Daily Dose of Doom - 2 Minutes To Midnight

If ever there was a band unfairly blacklisted that succeeded in spite of the odds, it's Iron Maiden. Branded as satanists in the U.S. music press due to their public discussion of underworld topics near and dear to the ruling elites, they nonetheless made the Guiness Book of World Records in the mid 1980s for having the largest stage and sound system. Not bad for pissing off the Patricians, eh?

Students of conspiracy lore should then be tickled pink by all the clues sprinkled by Bruce Dickinson and the Boys in their classic 1984 video for "2 Minutes To Midnight." Note the special appearances of the Eye of Horus, the Goat of Mendes, missile/obelisk phallic symbolism and the interesting juxtaposition of obvious aristocratic settings with blatant occultism and malfeasance - just like in real life:

Given that in the time since this video was made the Berlin Wall has fallen, the Soviet Union collapsed, Hitler's programs of extermination have been extended to the semitic peoples of the Middle East by the erstwhile Allied Powers and China is nearly the world's pre-eminent industrial colossus, what's scary is how easily this video could have been made today. To wit:

  • Never believe anything until it is officially denied
  • Gorbachev's remarks about letting the Americans fall asleep seem oddly prescient
  • Even recent allies can turn on each other
  • The arts of war have always had a tight relationship with the occult arts

It seems to me that the working class prophets in Iron Maiden nailed things a little too close to the bone for somebody's comfort. Read these lyrics then tell me they don't apply to today's turmoil:

Kill for gain or shoot to maim
But we don't need a reason
The golden goose is on the loose
And never out of season
Some blackened pride still burns inside
This shell of bloody treason
Here's my gun for a barrel of fun
For the love of living death.

The killer's breed or the demon's seed,
The glamour, the fortune, the pain,
Go to war again, blood is freedom's stain,
But don't you pray for my soul anymore.
2 minutes to midnight
The hands that threaten doom.
2 minutes to midnight
To kill the unborn in the womb.

The blind men shout let the creatures out
We'll show the unbelievers
The napalm screams of human flames
Of a prime time Belsen feast...yeah!
As the reasons for the carnage cut their meat and lick the gravy,
We oil the jaws of the war machine and feed it with our babies.


The body bags and little rags of children torn in two
And the jellied brains of those who remain to put the finger right on you.
As the madmen play on words and make us all dance to their song,
To the tune of starving millions to make a better kind of gun.


Midnight...all night.

Monday, August 4, 2008

Daily Dose of Doom - August 5, 2008

This is your friend and humble narrator with your Daily Dose of Doom:

Take a good look at the chart above. Notice the gradually accelerating, downward-trending slope? The good news is that the warnings were out there - if you knew where to look. Today's fun with stock markets might just resemble the 'positive' predictions below...
And it's not just the digit-heads and trading geeks who are in on the doomsaying, it's the Rational Survivalists and the Synchromystics who are sounding the alarm. Will the proles be lucky enough to accidentally catch wind of their coming financial demise in between commercials during American Gladiator? Stay tuned for the next exciting episode...

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Feeding the Bears

"You had to prove -that you're not scared
Enter the cage -and take a dare
Screaming death -in the beast's lair
You couldn't read the signs,

-Don't Feed The Bears by M.O.D. (Method of Destruction)

Bears seem to popping up in the news all over the place lately. From the Bear Stearns bailout to Russian Tu-95 Bear bombers buzzing the USS Nimitz to the worsening Bear Market in the U.S. dollar, the big lumbering beasts are wont to signify all that is doom in the world today. Truth be told, being fed to the bears is about as under-the-bus as you can be thrown without being turned into road chum while choking on diesel fumes. Therefore it can be highly instructive in the study of criminal motivation - otherwise known as 'Cui Bono' (who benefits) - to try and determine who would get the biggest chuckle out of feeding hapless victims to the bears.

Case in point - today's 'Bull Trap' in the ongoing bear market of stocks. Since the all time high of October 2007 the DOW Jones Industrials Average index has lost roughly 15% of its value, the textbook definition of a bear market. Here a little background is required first. Roughly 21 years ago old 'Red Ronnie' (his Hollywood nickname) Reagan created the Working Group on Financial Markets, ostensibly in response to the market crash of 1987. It was trumpeted by the relevant government and media organs as a means to protect the little guy from losing his pants when Wall Street gets financial incontinence. What he really sold to the American people was an expansion upon the planks of the Communist Manifesto, where the monopolization of money and credit by the state extends into the centralization of economic ownership through the active manipulation of the markets.

In a nutshell, the president has a coven of his biggest-paying corporate cronies across the spectrum of the economy advising him on which irresponsible pinheads need to be saved from the consequences of their own actions when a panic in confidence breaks out on Wall Street. This is commonly called rewarding incompetence with speaking fees and accolades, otherwise known as the 'Old Boy Network.' In the hands of a figurehead like Reagan who needed his wife's astrologer to plan his presidential itinerary, the damage that can be done is limited by the figurehead's lack of imagination. In the hands of a veteran 'Pump and Dump' practitioner, however, paper blood will flow in the streets.

The trap was possibly laid on Monday when the 'deciderer' had his little shadow government pow-wow. The plan had to be ready for action when the Federal Reserve released its prime lending rate determination on Tuesday afternoon. Working backwards from today's abyssmal results one can surmise the idea was to sucker as many desperate fools into the market with an irrational rally as possible. When the Fed cut the prime 75 basis points (3/4 of a percent) to 2.25% on Tuesday, we saw one of the biggest one-day improbable eruptions in recent memory, courtesy of the well-oiled stealth socialist machine. The Quisling media bleated away about how things were finally 'turning a corner.' A whole lot of girly-man, Wall Street meat was dumped into the laps of the hungry bears.

When the grizzlies came calling, all the post-coital euphoria from the financial 'Pravda Press' was bashed into silence by the relentless bear attack. The uppity gave way to the ugly as a 420 point gain on Tuesday was chewed to the bone by 294 points today. It would be interesting to see how the puts (bets the market will go up) and calls (bets that the market will go down) were placed going into this rally, and by whom. Do you suppose any members of the Politburo - I mean Plunge Protection Team - could have possibly benefited from these market gyrations? I mean, it's not like they're insiders, right? They wouldn't dare play the nation for a bunch of saps, would they? Like anyone is going to stop them! Roughly two thirds of the country wants the troops back from the Middle East, but is the supposed 'representative' government listening to the people? No? Do you think maybe singing 'Kumbaya' loud enough will melt their meanie little hearts and let the love flow for the soldiers so they can come home? Well if they won't stop a war the people don't want, what makes you think they won't take advantage of the ultimate insider abomination?